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kittyvonsnowden: nortonn: methodistcoloringbook: miscreance: hahahahah THREE ABORTION BILLS wait. WHAT?? why would the doctors continue to slap this child? are we implying that though the fetus was submerged in liquid, these pills did not dissolve? EVERYTHING IS STUPID ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING This is maybe the most terrifying thing I’ve ever read. I’m pretty sure this is how Damien was born in The Omen.  “From the Eternal Sea He rises, creating armies on either shore, turning man against his brother, till man exists no more.” Time to go see Bugenhagen.  If I gave birth after three attempted abortions, and the baby was born cackling and speaking and clenching his fists and quoting Bible verses at me, it would get a latest-possible-term-abortion with my bed pan right then and there. This is the scariest story I have ever read.

kittyvonsnowden:

nortonn:

methodistcoloringbook:

miscreance:

hahahahah THREE ABORTION BILLS

wait. WHAT?? why would the doctors continue to slap this child? are we implying that though the fetus was submerged in liquid, these pills did not dissolve? EVERYTHING IS STUPID ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING

This is maybe the most terrifying thing I’ve ever read.

I’m pretty sure this is how Damien was born in The Omen. 

“From the Eternal Sea He rises, creating armies on either shore, turning man against his brother, till man exists no more.” Time to go see Bugenhagen. 

If I gave birth after three attempted abortions, and the baby was born cackling and speaking and clenching his fists and quoting Bible verses at me, it would get a latest-possible-term-abortion with my bed pan right then and there. This is the scariest story I have ever read.

(Source: stfubelievers)

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    Dude… seriously?
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    What in the actual fuck did I just read? Like the scariest/stupidest fake story I’ve read in a while. Oh my. Also I...
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    Reblogging for the tumblr addicted anti-christ
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    Wait so why were the nurses slapping a newborn baby who was laughing? What kind of hospital is this?
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    Rebloggin because I think its funny I am not against abortion
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    WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
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    nurses are repeatedly slapping a laughing child?
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    dumbest shit i’ve ever read.
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