Oddly, oddly, this girl has updated her Facebook quote box from 9/11 cable numbers to election-night cable numbers. Time warp?
Here’s a number for you: 69,456,897. That’s how many votes Obama received that day while FOX News was (allegedly) reeling in viewers. I think I actually tuned into FOX News that night, just to watch all the blowhards turn purple while the results came in.
Are you sick of liberals being nice? Me too.
STFU, Conservatives.
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