… here’s my actual theory beyond, uh, the huge, hilarious jokes I have. Here’s my real theory: if you’re so pro-life and you’re so pro-child, then adopt one that’s already here that’s very unwanted and very alone and needs someone to take care of it, to get it out of a horrible situation. OK? People say, “Why don’t you do that!” and I say, “‘Cause I hate fuckin’ kids and couldn’t care less.” Couldn’t give a fuck. Don’t care at all about abortion. It’s your choice, case closed, the end, bottom line… . You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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